| × I have broken someone's bones. | ✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Don't we all?) | × I hate the rain. (I love being inside on a rainy day, hearing the rain outside, snuggled up under my duvet with a book, a big mug of hot chocolate, a cat (perhaps two) and a man. *sigh*) |
| ✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Who's asking?) | ✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. | ✓ I need/want money right now. (More want than need. For holiday. Or plastic surgery!!) |
| ✓ I love sushi. (I just don't eat it here.) | ✓ I talk really, really fast. (Depending upon who's listening, and whom I'm with.) | × I have fresh breath in the morning. (Who the hell does?) |
| × I have long hair. (Not yet...) | ✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (A quarter. In a slot machine. As a 15 year old...ooooh....) | ✓ I have at least one sibling. (Rowls is a truhlař in Czech.) |
| ✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. | ✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (All of the above? And I wondered why the man I picked up turned out to be a tranny-shagger. Hmmm.) | × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. |
| ✓ I like the way that I look. (Sometimes.) | × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. | ✓ I am usually pessimistic. (About things that will happen to me. About others, I'm all puppies and kittens optimism.) |
| ✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Apparently. And see-saws too.) | ✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (So that we can keep track of STI spread. It's a health thing people!) | ✓ I slept with a roommate. (I was living with my boyfriend. It's the same thing right?) |
| × I have a hidden talent. (I have none, therefore whatever goes for talent that I do have is readily on display. Ergo...) | × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. | ✓ I have a lot of friends. (I think I do.) |
| ✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Pccked??? Of course! My mother used to give me a kiss when I went to bed! I kiss my friends when I see them (gender-regardless). What sort of silly question is this?) | × I enjoy talking on the phone. (I hate it. I'll txt when possible. I can't judge tone of voice on the phone like I used to (as a 13 year old) and am monumentally less likely to be happy sitting on the phone not saying anything (unlike back then).) | × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. |
| ✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (*shame*) | ✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I'm gonna include blogger in this. You've no idea how often I check back to see who's written notes. *sigh*) | × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. |
| ✓ I have a mobile phone. (And I know how to use it....) | ✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I live in the Czech Republic for goodness sakes.) | ✓ I've rejected someone before. (It's never nice to have to do, I promise.) |
| ✓ I currently like/love someone. (I try to have an crush on some hapless subject at all times. It's good for the imagination/heartrate/gym resolutions.) | × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. | ✓ I want to have children in the future. (Maybe. I dunno. Am not sure. Probably not. *sigh*) |
| ✓ I have changed a diaper before. | × I've called the cops on a friend before. | × I'm not allergic to anything. |
| ✓ I have a lot to learn. | ✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Yes, yes, yes, "we don't believe you, N". Sod off, you don't know how tongue twisted and shy I am, you just see the benefit of years of facade development.) | × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. |
| × I have at least 5 away messages saved. | ✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Tried and succeeded.) | × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Ouch! I hope no one thinks that I have.) |
| × I own the "South Park" movie. | × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. | × I enjoy some country music. |
| × I would die for my best friends. (Hmmm....not sure about the circumstances (hostage situation?) nor the logistics (too far apart for hostage to do much...). So no. Sorry hon.) | ✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (At least the first. Sometimes the second.) | × I have used my sexuality to advance my career. |
| ✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think I should get free candy just by virtue of being scary all the time!) | × I have dated a close friend's ex. | ✓ I am happy at this moment. (I'm at my computer, I've had a good lunch, I'm off to Jim's. I'm content.) |
| × I'm obsessed with guys. | × Democrat. | × Republican. |
| ✓ I don't even know what I am. (Not with regards to American Politics. Stand-offish I think.) | × I am punk rockish. | × I go for older guys/girls, not younger. |
| × I study for tests most of the time. | × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. | × I can work on a car. (Can. Choose not to.) |
| ✓ I love my job(s). (Sometimes.) | ✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (For the most part.) | ✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. |
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can. (I HATE walking barefoot (unless it's that really springy, soft grass with no prickles).) | × I have jumped off a bridge. | × I love sea turtles. (Talk about random questions!) |
| ✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (It's true. *shame*) | ✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. | × I am proficient on a musical instrument. |
| × I hate office jobs. | ✓ I went to college out of state. | ✓ I am adopted. (And one day, my real parents are gonna come and collect me *raspberry*. Not really. I love my parents.) |
| × I am a pyro. | ✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. | ✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. |
| ✓ I fall for the worst people. | ✓ I adore bright colours. | × I usually like covers better than originals. |
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. | ✓ I can pick up things with my toes. | × I can't whistle. |
| ✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. | × I still have every journal I've ever written in. | × I talk in my sleep. |
| × I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. | ✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. | × I wear a toe ring. |
| ✓ I have a tattoo. | × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. | × I am a caffeine junkie. |
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. | × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. | × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. |
| ✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (At present, I fancy a glass of Sauvingnon Blanc. Am going to dinner with Mol & Adam, so I might even get one.) | × I'm an artist. | × I am ambidextrous. |
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. | × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. | × I have terrible teeth. |
| × I hate my toes. (I hate feet in general, but think mine are quite pretty.) | ✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. | × I have more friends on the internet than in real life. |
| ✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. | × I am extremely flexible. | × I love hugs more than kisses. |
| × I want to own my own business. | × I smoke. | × I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. |
| ✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Thank heaven's.) | ✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Old men *sob*.) | × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. |
| × I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (What? What a weird question.) | ✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I hate it, in fact. I go all "what? What did I do...!?" (because, natch, it IS all about me!!)) | ✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. |
| ✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. | ✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. | × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. |
| × I can't stand being alone. | × I have at least one obsession at any given time. | × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. |
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. | × I'm a judgmental asshole. | ✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Apparently. Though I don't think so. Not one bit.) |
| ✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. | × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Hell no, I worry that one day he will!!!) | ✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Pathetic, no?) |
| × I am a Libertarian. | ✓ I can speak more than one language. (Ha ha ha ha. I'm passable (occasionally) in French. Can utter a few words of Spanish (along the lines of 'er, I don't speak spanish) and can follow a slow Czech. With more vodka, I'll even reply in slow Czech too!) | ✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (If I'm that tired, I can fall asleep anywhere.) |
| ✓ I would rather read than watch TV. | × I like reading fact more than fiction. | ✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Er, what assignment back then DIDN'T receieve an all-nighter?) |
| × I have no piercings. | × I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. | × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. |
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. | ✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (I was 10. It happens.) | × I like most animals better than most people. |
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles. | × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. | ✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (I haven't. But I SOOO wanted to tick this one!!) |
| × I am compulsively honest. | × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. | × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. |
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. | × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. | × I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. |
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. | × I dislike milk. (Generally. Don't drink it much, but have super-skimmed milk (so called 'white water' on cereal and in coffee/tea).) | × I obsessively wash my hands. |
| ✓ I always carry something significant around with me. | ✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (Gads yes.) | ✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (But that slipped into self-obssessed...and I haven't quite gotten out of that yet...) |
| ✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (Well, my parents!) | × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. | × I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. |
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. | × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. | ✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (Does it count if you were the passenger who was navigating for gaps in the traffic?) |
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts. | ✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. | × I don't like to chew gum. |
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. | × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. | × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. |
| ✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. | × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. | ✓ I love to sing. (Come sing for johohohohohohohohoy....) |
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. | ✓ I have a custom-built computer. (I have had. I don't now.) | × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. |
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. | ✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. | ✓ I've performed in three plays. |
| × I enjoy burritos. | × I'm Irish and loving it. | × I have a thing for redheads. (Their skin smells different! (no offense to any redheads reading this)) |
| × I am a twin! | × Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. | × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. |
| × I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. | ✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I would. Until Zos returns with iron tablets (hoorah!).) | ✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (*sigh*) |
| ✓ I need more time to myself. | × I wish I was more open-minded. | × I hope that I go really prematurely grey. |
| ✓ I download songs from the internet. | × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. | × I say random things to freak people out. |
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. | ✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (Although a 12 day stint of it got a little exhausting...) | × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. |
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone. | ✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (That's the best reason for doing it.) | ✓ I think this survey is particularly long. |
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. | × I can only hate someone that I love. | × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. |
