Rants, raves and random observations from an itinerant epidemiologist.
100 in 1000
Spend a week up a mountain learning to ski
Visit Karoline's place in Moravia
Hold a conversation in Czech (only)
Drink 500ml of each of the following beers:
Pilsner
Staroprammen
Budvar
Velke Popovice
U Fleku
Gambrinus
Krusovice
Respond to at least one GOARN request (WHO and MSF are
also acceptable)
Travel across the Atlantic
Return to South America
Read a book to, or with, an impressionably aged child
Participate in one NanoWriMo Challenge and come within at least 10,000 words of the goal length
Have my nose pierced
Have my next tattoo drawn
Purchase the perfect jeans (x 2 pairs)
Attend a spin class 3 times a week for 8 consecutive weeks
Bake Viv's cheesecake
Make David's casserole
Make David's Chicken Cashew-nut Stirfry
Invite 4 people who don't know one another too well to dinner
Ride from Vienna to Venice on a motorbike (pillion acceptable, those less desirable)
Attend a book group for at least two books
Go on a choir weekend (learn and perform difficult piece in two/three days)
Visit Madame Tussaud's (in London)
Take an architecture appreciation course
Join an all-girl group and sing a solo
Publish in a scientific journal (top two authors)
Cook a duck or other 'waterfowl'.
Locate the Al-Timimi's from Doha Veterinary Practise
Have a pedicure
Maintain a Brazilian (ouch) for three months.
Find a trustworthy Czech hairdresser
Treat my inner-6-year-old twice a week (at least)
Do the liver-cleansing diet properly (12 weeks)
Don't eat out for one month
Find a flat and flatmate
Purchase one Joseph sweater
Purchase one of the following pairs of
designer shoes (they MUST also be COMFORTABLE, and be able to be worn with 4
different outfits and 2 types of occasion): Jimmy Choos, Manolo Blahniks,
Christian Louboutin (Ebay or 2nd hand are acceptable)
Send 5 books to the booksphere and track them.
Go hanggliding
Read 10 'classic' books (from 1001 Books to Read before you Die)
Moll Flanders
Everything is illuminated
Madam Bovary
Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintainance
Catch-22
Odysseus
On the Road
Run (non-stop!) for 5kms outside (preferably in a street race thingy)
Send Christmas Cards on time
Make a collage/mural out of street lights on my wall
Buy a bed, build it, and sleep soundly in it
Go to Africa
Host an 'event' (classified as and when)
Organise a 30th Birthday Party
Wear a costume
Sing on stage
Buy a painting that evokes memories of Prague (cannot involve queues!)
Learn a god-damned card game that stays in my memory (other than fish/snap)
See sunrise. Be sober. Have woken for it. Excludes months Nov-Mar
Take a walk and flip coins at each intersection
Win something
Draft a will
Take a roadtrip
Go to Italy already
Sea Kayak around Abel Tasman Park (NZ)
Get plants
Take a train to another Eastern European Destination (accession countries are acceptable) alone preferably.
Get UK to give me a provisional motorcyclists license and simultaneously get a 'card' license.
Go SCUBA diving again - at least two dives lasting 30mins each.
Go to a dentist. *sigh*
Do a Czech Wine Trail. And live to tell the tale
Make an 'outbreak emergency kit'.
Go to bed prior to 11pm every night (inc weekends) for four consecutive weeks.
Marvel over lack of tiredness
Dine at a Gordon Ramsey restaurant (or Nobu)- preferably for free.
Bet on the nags
Do something for charity (applying and getting a 'red card' will count)
Walk along the Champs Elysee
Do 100 sit ups in a row
Do 50 pressups (arms in tight)
Make branston pickle (or nearest substitute)
Cook something 'new' and 'adventurous' at least once a month
Find a mentor
Be a mentor
Learn what mentoring is all about
Meet an online person in real life
Resist the flirt. Once. Just one night. It's okay if people don't immediately succumb to my natural charm. Really it is.
Spend time at a spa (spa towns in the CR don't count)
Send a care package to someone
Get a Tata Bojs CD
Take a French/German/Dutch course and SPEAK THE DAMNED LANGUAGE WHEN I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY EVEN THOUGH IT MAKES ME SOUND
LIKE AN IDIOT!
Order new contact lenses.
Make a list of things I take with me when I pack for different occasions
Eat lobster. Prepared by someone else.
Back up the blog
Put everything onto an external hard drive
Find a DDR mat and console and 'dance, I say dance!'�
Go to the beach and lie on the warm sand. For an hour. (with sunscreen on, natch)
Take and complete a course in either: Tango, Salsa or Flamenco
Join the Municipal Library of Prague
Move to another country
Go to a live concert of a band I actually like
Pay off debts (student loan excl.)
Send thank you cards for every gift I receive (other than the gift of happiness, blah blah blah).
Get an agent (literary or theatre)
Go to a sports bar without cringing, by personal choice
Ride a rollercoaster
Hold a snake
Spend a day wandering around a museum (not art gallery!)
If your life were a movie, what would the soundrack be?
Thursday, 16 August 2007
So, Here's How It Works:
1. Open your music player 2. Put it on random/shuffle - whatever. 3. Play. 4. For each 'stage of life' put down the song title and artist. 5. Change songs for each new 'stage of life'. 6. Don't lie to try to be cool and skip songs. We know you've got dodgy stuff belonging to your parents on your 'puter.
Opening Credits: Ready, Willing and Able - Doris Day (er, here we go then!) Waking Up: Intimacy – The Corrs First Day At School: The Irish Rover – The Pogues (How did they know this early???!) Falling In Love: Blinky Blue Eyed Sunrise – Mutant (it sounds better than it looks) Fight Song: Jane Doe – Alicia Keyes (yeah bearch! Get yo hands off ma mayan!) Breaking Up: Fortunate Son - Credence Clearwater Revival (it ain’t me! Mwahahahahaha!) Prom: One Day I’ll Fly Away – Nicole Kidman (I was the moody one on the balcony in a big dress) Sex: Dark and Long – Underworld (I kid you not!!!) Life: I am the Cosmos – Chris Bell (see? Even the universe agrees with me!) Mental Breakdown: Murmullo – Buena Vista Social Club (a nice slow descent into madness, clearly!) Drugs: The Perfect Kiss – New Order (!!!) Driving: Part Time Lover – Elton John (obviously, top down in a convertible with a mate down a highway!) Flashback: Champagne Supernova - Oasis (back to the good old long, dark days of the perfect kiss!) Getting Back Together: All Apologies – Nirvana (oh, great!) Wedding: Take on Me – Aha (I am SOOOO walking down the aisle to this!) Honey moon: Use Me – Bill Withers (charming) Birth of Child: Exhausted – Foo Fighters (a little shocking for the labour suite…) Partners death: Clocks – Coldplay (does this mean I’ve been waiting for it to happen?) Final Battle: Dirty Harry’s Revenge – Adam F/Beenie Man & Siamese (it’s a fast fight – involving cars, drugs, guns…possibly a bombed out ship at the docks). Attempted suicide: Do You Remember – Phil Collins (am starting to feel slightly embarrassed now). Death Scene: Fourth Rendezvous – Jean Michel Jarre (‘cos, y’know, I’ll be back before you know it – or I’ll always be with you, or something. It’s just the tiniest bit upbeat!!) Funeral: Wasting My Time – Boomkat (quite – let’s all just go home then, huh?) End Credits: Time of the Season – Big Blue Missile and Scott Weiland
Ooh - I want to play! (Note: this is a random selectio from the rather limited music I have on my work laptop!)
Opening Credits: Oh My Sweet Carolina (Ryan Adams)
Waking Up: Who Knows (Avril Lavigne)
First Day At School: Fingers (Pink)
Falling In Love: No Place to Hide (Declan O’Rourke)
Fight Song: Nine Million Bicycles (Katie Melua) (I’m not much of a fighting person then going by this song!!!)
Breaking Up: Cuz I can (Pink)
Prom: January Man (Christy Moore)
Sex: Rehab (Amy Winehouse)
Life: He Wasn’t (Avril Lavigne)
Mental Breakdown: Come Away With Me (Norah Jones)
Drugs: Give me Novocaine (Green Day)
Driving: Long Way To Happy (Pink)
Flashback: Needles (The Cake Sale)
Getting Back Together: Smile (Madeleine Peyroux)
Wedding: Ride On (Christy Moore)
Honey moon: Short People (Randy Newman)
Birth of Child: No Brakes (Declan O’Rourke)
Partners death: I love you (Mick Hucknill – De-Lovely)
Final Battle: It was a very good year (Robbie Williams)
Attempted suicide: Get Rhythm (Johnny Cash)
Death Scene: A Little Bit (Madeleine Peyroux)
Funeral: Wicked Game (Chris Isaak)
End Credits: Anchorage (Michelle Shocked)